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I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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