do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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