I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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