omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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