i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The best revenge is premature balding
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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