Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
