Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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