Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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