Christians are straight up FREAKS
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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