Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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