I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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