dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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