Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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