Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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