Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize