i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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