someone get that fucking seahorse.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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