okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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