can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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