absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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