his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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