I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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