Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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