I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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