he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Randomize
