AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
