Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize
