There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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