i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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