I wish I only lived at night.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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