Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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