if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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