'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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