I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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