I heard we made out
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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