People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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