we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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