Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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