Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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