All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
