But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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