I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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