I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Randomize
