He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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