I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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