Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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