how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize