I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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