btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just found puke in my bra..
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
