i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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