no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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