I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
