no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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