real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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