Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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