Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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