I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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