He asked to "fluff my boner.."
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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