This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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