Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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