38 yer olds are good kisserssss
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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