Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
